Assisstant Director: Sir, why are we constantly reconing Final Fantasy VII with new, pointless games about things people already know about?

Director: Because, otherwise, we wouldn't make any more money.

AD: But sir, we're the richest video company in Japan. In fact, the Government is constantly asking us for money.

Director: Your point being?

AD: *rolls eyes* Fans are beginning to hate us because wer're bringing out more pointless games at a rate of one a year, and sale figures are becoming less and less per game.

Director: Good point. I know, lets expand on the world of Ilivace!

AD: But sir, shouldn't we be concentrating of Final Fantasy XIII, you know, the one that we still need to actually, properally promote so that people will actually notice it?

Director: Bollocks that! Just stick the words Final Fantasy on it, and it'll make back double the amount we spent making it in a month! It worked for Kingdom Hearts and Tactics, didn't it?

AD: Yes, but sir...

Director: Just shut up already, and help me make this new game.
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Stunt Co-ordinater: Okay, Cloud, so you know what you're doing for this scene against Bahamut?

Cloud: Sure. I use my friends mental strength to physically propel me to the monster, so that i can dig my sword into it, and kill it using a simple slash attack. Afterwards, i position my full, so that i land on the massive amount of hard crashmats.

SO: Perfect! Director, he's all yours.

Director: Brilliant! And...action!

(Cloud jumps up, and does his thing flawlessly. Suddenly, he gets destracted by Aerith (for whatever strange reason) and doesn't notice that he's moved away from the crashmats. He crashes onto the solid concorate floor).

Director: ! That's the third time this week. Sweep him up, and bring in RoboCloud #30.

(The Producer walks up) Remind me why you're wasting my money on these crappy robots.

Director: Because every person that we auditioned for the part just wasn't emo enough, and they displayed too many emotions. So we gave up, and built our own.

Producer: But they keep breaking!

Director: I know. I just don't know what the hell's wrong with them.