Okay, i saw this in the AC forum, and i thought that it might be fun to apply it to all of the games in the series (yes, even *shudder* DoC).
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Squall: ......
Director: And....cut! Cut for lunch, everybody!
Squall (to Cloud): Christ, i bloody hate this character, he's just soo bloody emo, isn't he!
Cloud: He sooo totally is. I'm just off to have my manicure. Coming?
Squall (backing away): Err, i think i'll pass on that.
(One hour later)
Director: Okay, everybody. Remember, Squall, you're still the silent bastard who doesn't care about anyone else.
Squall: Sure, whatever.
Director: Perfect! Now, Action!
Zell: Squall, let me have a look at your gunblade.
Squall: .......
Zell: Pretty please. I promise i won't touch it. Afterall, it's yours, and yours alone.
Squall: ......
Zell: Fine, i'll just have to look for myself (begins to bend down...)
Coud: Hi, Squally! I've finished my manicure, and just wondered what you wanted to do now.
Director: Cut! Who the bloody hell is that guy?! I want him off the set right now, and for the characters to be back in their starting positions!
Assisstant Director: I think he came from that studio across the lot. You know, where they're shooting something called Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children.
Director: Bastards! Thinking that they're so much better than us in every way, just because they've got Mr T in their movie. I won't stand for it! Afterall, we've got Robin Williams, and he can make any story sell, reguardless of wether it's actually any good or not. You know, like that bloody awful movie, License to Wed. Made millions in America, but the story was crap!