There's a few significant problems.

1. I'm not staff
2. Shlup won't let me post pictures because they'd be considered grounds for divorce
3. Yams would deny everything
4. Kishi doesn't respond to the bloodsoaked stalker letters I leave under his pillow
5. Psychotic keeps stealing my panties ... and I suspect wears them ... all at the same time...

PS.
Roto is a Canadian sex god.