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    Sup Kenan and Kel? Or is it All That?

    I stuck something that said it was microwaveable in the microwave, and it started sparking all over the place. Not cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oddler View Post
    Mangled kitten tastes better than it looks.
    No, it tasted pretty bad too.
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    Occasionally I've tried to make omelettes with too much milk. They always stay too runny on top, so they've got to be cooked for a lot longer, and the bottom ends up burned.
    That's not really a major mishap, though, and it never happens these days anyway.

    Once I was draining a bowl of fettuccine, and lost my grip. It all went into the sink. Thankfully there was nothing else in the sink, and it was fairly clean, so I was able to salvage most of my dinner.

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    Forgetting I was cooking Pizza in the oven to open the door to a black thing that resembles a frisbee more than pizza on several occasions, worst kitchen cooking mishap? Accidentally pouring wine in to a bolognase sauce and getting people drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    Sup Kenan and Kel? Or is it All That?

    I stuck something that said it was microwaveable in the microwave, and it started sparking all over the place. Not cool.
    I was hoping I wasn't the only one who caught that joke. It was on Kenan and Kel, by the way.

    Anyway, I don't screw up very often when I cook, as most of the things I make are pretty easy to cook (ramen and yakisoba and such).

    Also Rengori, if those pancakes would suddenly come to life, I think it would scream "KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAGH KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!".

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    hehe i like the kenan and kel reference :P

    basically anything that doesnt involve putting it into the microwave is a cooking mishap for me...and i sometimes mess that up, i melted a plate once when i was trying to make a hot pocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodinator View Post
    hehe i like the kenan and kel reference :P

    basically anything that doesnt involve putting it into the microwave is a cooking mishap for me...and i sometimes mess that up, i melted a plate once when i was trying to make a hot pocket
    OH MY GOD THAT SAME EXACT THING HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!

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    i loved kenan and kel.

    everytime i cook anything that cant go in the microwave its a big disaster.
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