There was the time I was at work talking to my mate about what we were going to do later and as we were talking I remember my mate saying he'd like me to walk him home after the pub (Normally I have to walk past his to get the bus home anyhow but I was going to try a different route) so I sarcastically replied with; "what you want me to hold your hand and tuck you in tonight" at which point our manager walks in to the cloak room and hears us...we've both got girlfriends but we've both been pretty much told that he thinks we're gay. He just stands there looking at us getting changed outta our uniforms with this expresson so I looked at him and knew whatever I said now it wouldn't get worse so I just said nothing....apparently he still thinks we're gay.

I've got tons of things like this in my past I usually end up playing them up more like in said events I'll just act camp or something it's why I have a reputation for being a joker.