Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
kishi would administer it, and every few words turn to me and, in an aside, ask if I really wanted to do this, wouldn't I rather just leave right now with him, c'mon Allison be reasonable. Don't make me defenestrate you right here in front of oeveryone, and i would see a tentacle slipping below his trousers hem and I would be forced to say, no kishi, my darling, I can't, not now. not ever, I'm sorry.
Best wedding ever, I imagine.