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  1. 01-13-2008, 04:01 AM #1
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    Default An EoFFized Wedding

    Don't ask me what's with me and wedding threads.

    Basically describe to us what your EoFF wedding would be like (you'd have to marry someone from EoFF and only EoFF members could attend). Keep in account that this is an EoFF wedding and anything can happen (eg: Old Manus hucking cabbages at Christmas at her wedding, NeoCracker kidnapping Leen-Leen just when she's about to kiss Goldenboko, etc.)
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  2. 01-13-2008, 04:36 AM #2
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    I would have a Hello Kitty wedding with Mr. MILF, and Dan and Paul would be the Best Mans so that they could pick up all the chicks, except Dan couldn't, because he'd be all steady with Dagger_Trepe, his true love.

    Necronopticous and Lamonda would design it. Miriel would take the photography. Bun Bun and Joy would be the joint-flower girl. SammieBabe would make me a gigantic awesome cake. Christmas would pop out of it, naked. Jaffar would be the person telling us our vows HA HA HA HA HA FRIENDS. Ai would be there during the honeymoon.
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  3. 01-13-2008, 04:39 AM #3
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    kishi would administer it, and every few words turn to me and, in an aside, ask if I really wanted to do this, wouldn't I rather just leave right now with him, c'mon Allison be reasonable. Don't make me defenestrate you right here in front of oeveryone, and i would see a tentacle slipping below his trousers hem and I would be forced to say, no kishi, my darling, I can't, not now. not ever, I'm sorry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    kishi would administer it, and every few words turn to me and, in an aside, ask if I really wanted to do this, wouldn't I rather just leave right now with him, c'mon Allison be reasonable. Don't make me defenestrate you right here in front of oeveryone, and i would see a tentacle slipping below his trousers hem and I would be forced to say, no kishi, my darling, I can't, not now. not ever, I'm sorry.
    Best wedding ever, I imagine.
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    Been there, done that. At least for fun. It ended in nudity and theundeadhero being drunk (I think).

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    i would probably marry bert and tell everyone not to come so they all would. ha!

    and it would probably be something really lame because we're geeks like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by feel the illinoise! View Post
    i would probably marry bert and tell everyone not to come so they all would. ha!

    and it would probably be something really lame because we're geeks like that.
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    sorry, i'm taken

    i'll make wayne join the forums so i can be like OMG LETS GET MARRIED and then we can.

    in canada.
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    ok i'm done.
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    Dan and I would elope and run away and live happily ever after. HAPPILY EVAR AFTER I TELL YOU!

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    My wedding will be under the sea, and, if you want to attend, you have to dress as a fish. Deborah will do the cooking, what's-his-name will generate the bubbles, and Jeremy will be the groom. I don't have the rest figured out; weddings are complicated.

    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    I would have a Hello Kitty wedding with Mr. MILF, and Dan and Paul would be the Best Mans so that they could pick up all the chicks, except Dan couldn't, because he'd be all steady with Dagger_Trepe, his true love.

    Necronopticous and Lamonda would design it. Miriel would take the photography. Bun Bun and Joy would be the joint-flower girl. SammieBabe would make me a gigantic awesome cake. Christmas would pop out of it, naked. Jaffar would be the person telling us our vows HA HA HA HA HA FRIENDS. Ai would be there during the honeymoon.
    Let's get started!
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  11. 01-13-2008, 10:37 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    I would have a Hello Kitty wedding with Mr. MILF, and Dan and Paul would be the Best Mans so that they could pick up all the chicks, except Dan couldn't, because he'd be all steady with Dagger_Trepe, his true love.

    Necronopticous and Lamonda would design it. Miriel would take the photography. Bun Bun and Joy would be the joint-flower girl. SammieBabe would make me a gigantic awesome cake. Christmas would pop out of it, naked. Jaffar would be the person telling us our vows HA HA HA HA HA FRIENDS. Ai would be there during the honeymoon.
    Hawt ;D flower girls!!! *throws flowers*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    I would have a Hello Kitty wedding with Mr. MILF, and Dan and Paul would be the Best Mans so that they could pick up all the chicks, except Dan couldn't, because he'd be all steady with Dagger_Trepe, his true love.

    Necronopticous and Lamonda would design it. Miriel would take the photography. Bun Bun and Joy would be the joint-flower girl. SammieBabe would make me a gigantic awesome cake. Christmas would pop out of it, naked. Jaffar would be the person telling us our vows HA HA HA HA HA FRIENDS. Ai would be there during the honeymoon.
    Hawt ;D flower girls!!! *throws flowers*
    Can i be the drunk that nobody wanted to invite and hooked up with a bridesmaid? xD

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    It would be a cold day in hell before I pretend to wed somebody over the internet


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  14. 01-13-2008, 04:26 PM #14
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    MAS-MAS and I would be wed. Nobody else. NOBODY! We''d overthrow the forums and create our own forum: MAS-MAS/Laddy's Love Train. There, we would live our life in private!


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  15. 01-13-2008, 09:33 PM #15
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    Hate to tell you, but Christmas and I already made wedding plans a few months ago.
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