Page 2 of 4 FirstFirst 1234 LastLast
Results 16 to 30 of 46

Thread: I'll Kung Fu Yo Ass

  1. #16
    Strawberry Virus Recognized Member Marshall Banana's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    7,769
    Articles
    1
    Blog Entries
    4
    Contributions
    • Former Developer
    • Site Design
    • Forum Design

    Default

    I'm a lot tougher than I look, and I keep Jeremy-berry, Kishi-berry, and Debbie-berry in line with the Monda march; I might even be the toughest member here.

  2. #17
    Mold Anus Old Manus's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    cumree
    Posts
    14,731
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by DK View Post
    Azar is a Brigadier.
    I could get to 45 if I wanted to.
    Substantial win


    there was a picture here

  3. #18
    Enlightened Despot SammieBabe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Heaven's Waiting Room
    Posts
    3,143
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Me, bitches. I gave birth to two Nine pound babies naturally. *wins*

  4. #19

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by SammieBabe View Post
    Me, bitches. I gave birth to two Nine pound babies naturally. *wins*
    That only proves your Crazy.

    My vote goes to Lunar weaver. That tiny, cuddly frame can turn to 100% muscle in an instant.

    Saddly that includes his bones, which means he can't use said muscles, but thats hardly the point.

  5. #20

    Default

    Heh. I haven't masted any 'kung fu moves', but I'd probably provide a nice challenge to anyone wanting to face me in a jousting match, or a swordfight.

  6. #21

    Default

    It'd have to be Kawaii Ryűkishi: all knowing and all powerful.

    Or Flying Mullet. He seems physically fit enough.
    Quote Originally Posted by Azar View Post
    I bet Evastio is supremely buff.

  7. #22
    absolutely haram Recognized Member Madame Adequate's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Kirkwall
    Posts
    23,357

    FFXIV Character

    Hiero Dule (Brynhildr)
    Contributions
    • Former Cid's Knight

    Default

    I'm a MILF, so you know I've got the bod ;D

  8. #23

    Default

    I have guns. Like the "bang, bang, you're dead" kind of guns. Not the "ooo la la" type.

  9. #24
    Will be banned again Roto13's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2005
    Location
    On the INTARWEB
    Posts
    14,570

    Default

    I'm pretty sure foa could beat the crap out of every single one of us. She's pretty badass.

  10. #25
    Now comes in a can Ace14's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Location
    Calafournya
    Posts
    4,278

    Default

    I'd say either smitten, jojo, or lekana; I'm sure if they all teamed up anyone would lose.

  11. #26
    Banned
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Location
    in between demure traffic lines.
    Posts
    2,556

    Default

    just an offtopic suggestion, i think corker would be supreme in pretending to be strong, or have a great career in theater! especially the musical kind!

    but honestly i've always imagined shulp being a kung-fu master.

  12. #27
    Princess Sherry Deborah's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    Zephyrus in Erewhon
    Posts
    354

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Marshall banana View Post
    I'm a lot tougher than I look, and I keep Jeremy-berry, Kishi-berry, and Debbie-berry in line with the Monda march; I might even be the toughest member here.
    MONDA MARCH! I'm scared of you now.

  13. #28
    Newbie Administrator Loony BoB's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2000
    Posts
    52,472
    Articles
    53
    Blog Entries
    19

    FFXIV Character

    Loony Bob (Twintania)

    Default

    Kalen. Don't think she posts here too much these days, but they don't come any tougher. It's a known fact that if every one of us were to fight Kalen, she would still win. In fact, if 5,000 Leeza's were to take her on, Kalen would still come out victorious. She's quite immense. She also has a massive galaxy tattoo sitting on top of her cleavage, and something tells me she went through a whirlpool of pain to get that done. I think she's also a black belt, although I'm not 100% sure.

    Otherwise, well, Knox is in the US army and has been for some time. I imagine he's pretty tough. Same with theundeadhero.

    Other notable mentions: CloudSquallandZidane appears to be buff, Dan (DK) could likely do some damage and fireman Spaceman Spiff probably has a bit of muscle on him.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

  14. #29
    I'm selling these fine leather jackets Aerith's Knight's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    The Netherlands
    Posts
    10,825
    Blog Entries
    1

    Default

    Thank you Sensei BoB, you have tought us well once again


  15. #30

    Default

    Levian looks like he's in shape and would be a good contender.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •