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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I rely on lions.

    You could say I have a lion reliance.
    Oh my god, oh my god. xDDD Lion reliance.

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    In some crappy zoo as a baby in a pushchair. After being wheeled up to a lion which was chilling in a cage, I roared at it. The lion, apparently unimpressed, roared back. My parents did not think the cage it was in looked sturdy enough, and so quickly got out of there in case it tried to kill me. I bet I could've taken it. Lions aren't so tough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I rely on lions.

    You could say I have a lion reliance.
    Oh my god, oh my god. xDDD Lion reliance.

    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic
    In some crappy zoo as a baby in a pushchair. After being wheeled up to a lion which was chilling in a cage, I roared at it. The lion, apparently unimpressed, roared back. My parents did not think the cage it was in looked sturdy enough, and so quickly got out of there in case it tried to kill me. I bet I could've taken it. Lions aren't so tough.
    Donkey punch it!
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    Probably 80 feet I guess. However far away the lion enclosure was from the big canyon.

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    Just at a zoo probably. I havent been to a zoo in yeaars! I should go to Knowsley Safari, it's only like 20 minutes away xD

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    I saw them in a couple of zoos.

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    This is one badass lion.


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    I've seen one in a zoo, but not face to face of course.

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    I watched a Detroit Lions game on Thanksgiving once.

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    I was about 10 yards away from one in Disney World... or was that a tiger? Can't remember, but there was glass stuff between us. It was still scary though ><

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    lions are supposedly mormon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alive-Man View Post
    What is the closest you've ever been to a lion?
    I think I saw one in a zoo when I was really young (my godfather took me) and at the time it was a fun experience, but I won't be seeing one again unless I go on safari: I am strongly objected to any and all animal captivity and most certainly will not pay to see it. Sadly, my godfather died recently at a very young age from health complications resulting from severe obescity, but I'm very very glad I got to spend that time with him. He was a good man and I miss him - I'd always wished he could fight the addiction before it took him.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alive-Man View Post
    Do you respect the power of the lion? Do you think the Lion in "The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe" really should of just massacred those damn meddling kids?
    No, not only because that would be completely disregarding the whole "animals with minds like humans" theme and Aslan's benevolent, almost God-like nature, not to mention that would be letting the White Witch win, because the four human children are needed on the thrones of Narnia. Well - maybe Edmund, but after he was asked for forgiveness and was granted it he wasn't a jerk anymore.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alive-Man View Post
    Do you think the lion is the king of the jungle, or merely an aspiring rival of the feared Tyrannosaurus-Rex?
    In modern day yes, because dinosaurs were extinct - but back when they weren't, the T-rex wins, hands-down (if lions were even around back then, a T-Rex could easily crush a lion in it's jaws in one bite).

    Quote Originally Posted by Alive-Man View Post
    Would you be unhappy if a lion ate you, or would you feel it was a fitting sacrifice to the continuation of the lion species; "dulce et decorum est pro patria lion", as one might say.
    I don't want to die being mauled by a lion - generally they're not at a lack for food, considering they're at the top of the food chain: very effective predators, and even if they were I would not want to be their dinner regardless. It'd be a horrible way to die - quite painful before the relief of death, which might take a while if his jaws sunk in not-immediately-lethal areas first. Ouch!
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    I enjoy lion about, and I aint lion.
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    This close. This was at Colchester zoo before the Lion's feeding time. He looks as if he is about to eat my head. ;_;

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    Twice at the San Diego Zoo and twice more at the San Diego Wild Animal Park. :P The Lion enclosure at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas was closed for maintenance when I visited a few weeks ago. :P

    The Lion King is better than seeing real lions. :P

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    Only in a zoo, when smallll.

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