Okay, diddly-O. Here's some advice: You need attitude. Your pristine upholding of morals is quite frankly gruelling.
Consider:
Changing your username to that of a menacing figure; someone/something that strikes fear into the general public. Maybe something from the bible. You must personify this username into your online character and uphold it at all costs.
Secondly, refer to those around you as lesser beings to yourself, as if you are in fact some kind of deity and they are underlings to your menacing power.
Also, your avatar should match your username. For instance, if you had chosen for the first instruction a grisly bear, then your avatar should be that of a snarling grisly bear. Capeesh?
And lastly, eat a bar of soap.
Follow these simple guidelines and you'll be well on your way to becoming a striking and admired member of the Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums.