The Sin Theory of Evolution

[The Devil]

What does my mortality have to do with this joke of a theory?

DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHO I AM ?!?!?!

A Being who thinks to highly of himself.

They took a theory with a lot of supporting evidence, (Evolution) and then tried to combine it with the teachings of an old book (The Bible) which really has no solid evidence to back it up outside of ones personal belief and Faith.

And now they are trying to combine the two?

Yeah, not going to work.

As a being who likes money more than Cracker likes himself.

Actually various "evidence" from the bible has come to happening. I don't know exactly but all I can remember is something about a salt pillar, in the bible and one that was found.

Oh come now! We both now that the Bible is AT LEAST as evil as I am! And yes, I think highly of myself! Evidently, so do you, foolish mortal!

You're potrayl of the devil isn't that great. The Devil was originally God's right hand angel until his fall, showing that he had some kind of inteligence of basic knowledge.

Good and Evil is a balance.
Neutral is the triangle at the central point of the balance keeping it perfect.
If good or evil is over weighed, morality becomes skewed by default.

While morality is at a balance things look like this.

Good = Happiness, Good things bring happiness to people who do good things, and/or practice a way of a good life.
Evil = Feelings of unhappiness, Evil things bring unhappiness, be it sadness, guilt, anger, pain, everything to people who do evil things, and/or practice a way of a bad life.

While morality is at your clearly "approven" "Devil is the ultimate creator" it looks like this:

Evil (overwighed) = Evil is happiness, Evil will bring you great things, Doing things deemed as evil will be a way of leading a good life.
Good (underweighed) = Feelings of unhapiness, Doing good things will bring you saddness, guild, anger, pain, everything that would come from doing something as simple as smiling.

Why do I say smiling, because it's been proven that the simple action of smiling actually deters the chemicals in your brain to cause you do be happy. And because it keeps everyone happy, the balance is -CLEARLY- still there.

Stupid devil, knowing stuff is for grown ups.

Portrayal!

Damn it woman, you're high on my list of humans I want down here with me now, know that!

[Avarice-ness]

What does my mortality have to do with this joke of a theory?

DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHO I AM ?!?!?!

A Being who thinks to highly of himself.

They took a theory with a lot of supporting evidence, (Evolution) and then tried to combine it with the teachings of an old book (The Bible) which really has no solid evidence to back it up outside of ones personal belief and Faith.

And now they are trying to combine the two?

Yeah, not going to work.

As a being who likes money more than Cracker likes himself.

Actually various "evidence" from the bible has come to happening. I don't know exactly but all I can remember is something about a salt pillar, in the bible and one that was found.

Oh come now! We both now that the Bible is AT LEAST as evil as I am! And yes, I think highly of myself! Evidently, so do you, foolish mortal!

You're potrayl of the devil isn't that great. The Devil was originally God's right hand angel until his fall, showing that he had some kind of inteligence of basic knowledge.

Good and Evil is a balance.
Neutral is the triangle at the central point of the balance keeping it perfect.
If good or evil is over weighed, morality becomes skewed by default.

While morality is at a balance things look like this.

Good = Happiness, Good things bring happiness to people who do good things, and/or practice a way of a good life.
Evil = Feelings of unhappiness, Evil things bring unhappiness, be it sadness, guilt, anger, pain, everything to people who do evil things, and/or practice a way of a bad life.

While morality is at your clearly "approven" "Devil is the ultimate creator" it looks like this:

Evil (overwighed) = Evil is happiness, Evil will bring you great things, Doing things deemed as evil will be a way of leading a good life.
Good (underweighed) = Feelings of unhapiness, Doing good things will bring you saddness, guild, anger, pain, everything that would come from doing something as simple as smiling.

Why do I say smiling, because it's been proven that the simple action of smiling actually deters the chemicals in your brain to cause you do be happy. And because it keeps everyone happy, the balance is -CLEARLY- still there.

Stupid devil, knowing stuff is for grown ups.

Portrayal!

Damn it woman, you're high on my list of humans I want down here with me now, know that!

And you're on my list for people I could easily outsmart.

If you hadn't noticed earlier, I'm a fan of money, meaning I'm going to hell by default for loving money nearly equal to the fiveish people I care about in the world. Money > All.

So yeah, don't worry, I was already destined for hell, but clearly you didn't know that.

[The Devil]

What does my mortality have to do with this joke of a theory?

DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHO I AM ?!?!?!

A Being who thinks to highly of himself.

They took a theory with a lot of supporting evidence, (Evolution) and then tried to combine it with the teachings of an old book (The Bible) which really has no solid evidence to back it up outside of ones personal belief and Faith.

And now they are trying to combine the two?

Yeah, not going to work.

As a being who likes money more than Cracker likes himself.

Actually various "evidence" from the bible has come to happening. I don't know exactly but all I can remember is something about a salt pillar, in the bible and one that was found.

Oh come now! We both now that the Bible is AT LEAST as evil as I am! And yes, I think highly of myself! Evidently, so do you, foolish mortal!

You're potrayl of the devil isn't that great. The Devil was originally God's right hand angel until his fall, showing that he had some kind of inteligence of basic knowledge.

Good and Evil is a balance.
Neutral is the triangle at the central point of the balance keeping it perfect.
If good or evil is over weighed, morality becomes skewed by default.

While morality is at a balance things look like this.

Good = Happiness, Good things bring happiness to people who do good things, and/or practice a way of a good life.
Evil = Feelings of unhappiness, Evil things bring unhappiness, be it sadness, guilt, anger, pain, everything to people who do evil things, and/or practice a way of a bad life.

While morality is at your clearly "approven" "Devil is the ultimate creator" it looks like this:

Evil (overwighed) = Evil is happiness, Evil will bring you great things, Doing things deemed as evil will be a way of leading a good life.
Good (underweighed) = Feelings of unhapiness, Doing good things will bring you saddness, guild, anger, pain, everything that would come from doing something as simple as smiling.

Why do I say smiling, because it's been proven that the simple action of smiling actually deters the chemicals in your brain to cause you do be happy. And because it keeps everyone happy, the balance is -CLEARLY- still there.

Stupid devil, knowing stuff is for grown ups.

Portrayal!

Damn it woman, you're high on my list of humans I want down here with me now, know that!

And you're on my list for people I could easily outsmart.

If you hadn't noticed earlier, I'm a fan of money, meaning I'm going to hell by default for loving money nearly equal to the fiveish people I care about in the world. Money > All.

So yeah, don't worry, I was already destined for hell, but clearly you didn't know that.

Oh, I knew, girlie. I knew! I just want you here even more, now!

[blackmage_nuke]

I believe evolution is powered by love!

WELL, you'd believe wrong, stupid, silly little insignificant HUMAN.

The credit is mine! ALL MINE! *ahem*

Well you didnt do a very good job

[The Devil]

I believe evolution is powered by love!

WELL, you'd believe wrong, stupid, silly little insignificant HUMAN.

The credit is mine! ALL MINE! *ahem*

Well you didnt do a very good job

Well what can I say, I'm a glutton for punishment.

(SPOILER) Indeed, I just love PUNISHMENT of any kind.

[blackmage_nuke]

Then you must enjoy lame jokes
If you enjoy PUNishment

[The Devil]

Then you must enjoy lame jokes
If you enjoy PUNishment

OK I'll actually admit that that one was bad.

[blackmage_nuke]

Then you shouldve taken puns out of the human mind when you were planning this whole 'evolution' thing

[The Devil]

Then you shouldve taken puns out of the human mind when you were planning this whole 'evolution' thing

Hey, I like some, just not all. *snap*

[Old Manus]

This is now a Creation vs Evolution thread

[Avarice-ness]

This is now a Creation vs Evolution thread

Manus word is greater than Devils! TOPIC CHANGE TIME.

That seems like a fun idea for a thread.

[Serapy]

a human created a bilble or religion
humans are fallible
therefore bible & religion are fallible.

[Lynx]

This is now a Creation vs Evolution thread

finnaly ive been waiting for one for awhile now.

[LanceOfTime]

dinosaurs came from lizards came from microorganizms.......rodents survived the meteor.....humans came from apes which came from rodents....of course very slowly and over millions...maybe billions of years

[ShadowNINku]

we live in order to have pleasure and procreate, we will hurt others in order for our offspring to be better off but we can't go crazy on the whole world because we are stronger as a community, we are innately selfish in this way