What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat minor

Why did the musician have hydroxide?
He wanted to play bass

Why did the pianist get a fish?
He needed a tuna

Why wasnt the guy without arms allowed in the bar?
He couldnt hold his liquor

Why dont asymtopes ever get pulled over?
Then never go over the limit

A number goes into a bar and says im always greater than zero
the bartender goes "are you sure"
and the number says "absolutely"