Quote Originally Posted by Ouch! View Post
Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
"I submitted 10 puns to a contest."
"Did any of them win?"
"No pun in ten did."

Don't remember where I heard that one.
Probably when I cited that as an example the last time this thread popped up on the internet. Or a chain email. One or the other.
Chain mail is good but only when it includes real chains.

Also puns are the very fibre and life of every newspaper, so why not use them more?