Yeah. I've got an escape plan for you, but it WILL mean revoking your US citiciznship, which, tbph, really isn't worth a hell of a lot right now. Listen up, this plan is easy and really, totally fool-proof.Originally Posted by Knox
Out of the Army, free, with a new puppy, and getting ready to move somewhere as of yet undecided.
Won't be there because the Army will call me back and send me back to Iraq before I finish my escape plans.
Quickly pack away your life (and wife?) and move up here, to Canada. We will provide all of the shelter from Iraq you could EVER hope for.
Come on. We need your kind more over here - we need to see some Americans who aren't complete idiots. No offense, but the fact that Bush was re-elected, and indeed, elected at all in the first place over Al-fecking-Gore in perhaps one of the most shady Presidential wins of all time.... well, it implies the majority of the US dwellers are rather idiotic.
But, luckily, after serving your time, as it were, overseas in a war we all now know to be very wrong (though I'll admit, invading Afghanistan was actually somewhat justified, at least in comparison to what was really just an awful, immoral land and oil grab paid in full by the blood of innocent Americans and, even more innocent Iraqis) you can see just where you made the mistake, now - joining the US army when a fascist like Bush is smurfing around with your nations earlier integrity was a somewhat bad move! No worries. Hindsight is always 20/20, right? Foresight... not so much.
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