There's life on Mars!

[The Devil]

The sand people are real.

[Martyr]

Is it true that some people consider it a feasible theory that martians life under the surface of the planet?

Or is it just a fat load of bs?

[Bahamut2000X]

Is it true that some people consider it a feasible theory that martians life under the surface of the planet?

Or is it just a fat load of bs?

There's people who think the nazi's retreated to the hollow center of the Earth and conquered the subterranean people.

I'm sure there's some quacks out there who think an entire civilization has been hidden under a lifeless planet's surface.

[Martyr]

Is it true that some people consider it a feasible theory that martians life under the surface of the planet?

Or is it just a fat load of bs?

There's people who think the nazi's retreated to the hollow center of the Earth and conquered the subterranean people.

I'm sure there's some quacks out there who think an entire civilization has been hidden under a lifeless planet's surface.

Well, if the nazi stuff is true, then I feel sorry for all those poor subterranean people.

[Vermachtnis]

Is it true that some people consider it a feasible theory that martians life under the surface of the planet?

Or is it just a fat load of bs?

Wasn't it that they found traces of water under the surface of Mars. And didn't that lead to people finding something on the surface that was similar to Canals?...or tracks left by the worms from Dune.

[Avarice-ness]

Here's your answer:


The Sun is a british tabloid.



The end!

[Big D]

Wasn't it that they found traces of water under the surface of Mars. And didn't that lead to people finding something on the surface that was similar to Canals?...or tracks left by the worms from Dune.

If I remember right, there are small amounts of ice at places on Mars. It actually has polar ice caps, too, but they're dry ice - solid carbon dioxide, not water ice.

The 'canals' were long, straight lines that appeared to crisscross the planet's surface, but those were actually an optical illusion caused by older types of telescope.

[Araciel]

Pssh I've never SEEN Mars either...so I'm forced to believe it's not really there anyway.

Also: does anyone remember Sandkings on The Outer Limits? Awesome.

[Big D]

Pssh I've never SEEN Mars either...so I'm forced to believe it's not really there anyway.

Mars is visible from Earth, even without a telescope

[Dolentrean]

Clearly people are far more interested in a giant rock than they should be!

[Araciel]

Pssh I've never SEEN Mars either...so I'm forced to believe it's not really there anyway.

Mars is visible from Earth, even without a telescope

Ah but those who live on Earth fear gazing to the heavens for they may fall away away away~~

[blackmage_nuke]

It's the guardian of the planet.

Forever waiting for the return of his/her people or their decendants. Protecting the homeland until that time comes.

Who are these decendants?

It is us

[Old Manus]

Anyway, the image itself is, of course, yet another example of pareidolia, our ability to see patterns in random shapes. That does look like a guy hanging out on Mars, enjoying the 0.01 Earth atmospheric pressure, the 98% CO2 air, the subfreezing cold, and of course, just being four inches tall. Martians are pretty short, it seems. And patient, given its pose.

But...but I want alien sex...

[The Devil]

Anyway, the image itself is, of course, yet another example of pareidolia, our ability to see patterns in random shapes. That does look like a guy hanging out on Mars, enjoying the 0.01 Earth atmospheric pressure, the 98% CO2 air, the subfreezing cold, and of course, just being four inches tall. Martians are pretty short, it seems. And patient, given its pose.

But...but I want alien sex...

I want Alien orgy!

[Serapy]

I like to visit the Moon, I need to eat more cheese :/ What goods do the Mars have? Oh wait, more flavors to spice up my Mars bar!