Prove Your Lack of Artistic Skills

[Evastio]

Many of you people say that you're very poor drawers and artists which I find really unconvincing since I hear it too much. So basically I want you "poor artists" to draw a picture freehand that has a person and an animal in it (nothing inappropriate please). You can make the picture's setting anywhere you want but at least make it somewhat obvious (like drawing a sky/ground line). I guess you can draw a fake animal of sorts if you want to. You can also put colour on it if you want to.

Here's mine:


To any moderators reading this: if possible please don't move this to the Artist's Forum because I want non-artistic people to also contribute to this thread.