So are there any weird (but appropriate) lines out there that you've said or heard from someone before? (So not from TV, internet, or a game but from an actual person you were around) Here's a few of mine:

"Attack him children!!!" (Said)

"Who's the monkey lady?" (Said)

"That's the greatest thing I've ever seen." (Heard)
"No! You're the greatest thing I've ever seen!!" (Said)

"My nose can run faster than you!!" (Said)

"What're you doing!? That's gross!!" (Said)
"I'm looking for nose nuggets." (Heard)