That reminds me of something from The Stupids.
Waiter: "May I recommend the cashew chicken?"
Girl: "You'll get your cash when we get our parents back."
Boy: "Yeah, and don't call us chicken!"
That reminds me of something from The Stupids.
Waiter: "May I recommend the cashew chicken?"
Girl: "You'll get your cash when we get our parents back."
Boy: "Yeah, and don't call us chicken!"
Hah hah.Originally Posted by Leen-Leen
Kids sure say the darnest things. :rolleyes2 (I should really cut it out with the Bill Cosby quotes)
That reminds me of this other kid who was running around with his report card in his hands saying "I got the perfect mark!!! Twos and threes!!!" I really hope he isn't talking about percentages. :rolleyes2
Me: I just got dedicated!
Brother: I just had a poo!
Questionaire: Do you think that shops are too expensive?
Me: Your mother was too expensive...
Cheers to Polaris for the set!
Final Fantasy's completed: I, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X
"Here hold this coffee....CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!!!" -My old friend from FFXI, Akaneiro.
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"I'm better than the chedder better cheese!" - My friend Matt.
"what the smurf are you on?" - Me
Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?
That also reminds me... I heard my neighbor outside and she was like,
"You did? Did you go peepee or poo?"
"The theme of this yearbook, 'Filling in the Blanks', was inspired by the people dancing in iPod commercials. We noticed that they were blanks, just like us." - My 8th grade yearbook
...!?
I have to deal with the people who wrote this every day.
"I don't hate you. I make cupcakes for the people I hate." ~ Rachel
"If you even think of doing that I will kill you slowly and laugh." ~ Rachel to Jen
"But if a little girl kicked me there she'd probably get stuck." ~ Jen (It's best not to think to much about that)
"I can kick any guys ass, especially yours." ~ Jen
"I think butterflies in the past were mean." ~ Jen (In reality she used a lot nicer word than mean)
"I don't believe in osmosis, I fell asleep on my Biology book in class a lot times and I still had no idea what half the questions on the test were about." ~ Chris
The kid obviously likes New Found Glory. :rock:
Ooh, ooh, I just remembered some more xD
"... Is your brother making garlic bread?"
"No! I don't know why he's holding it and starting to cut it up into pieces and putting it in the oven!"
"We're all going to die sometime."
"Nah, I'm gonna collect the seven dragonballs and make a wish to live forever. So HAH!"
"I'm going to sit next to James so I can touch his leg." (:O_O
A Teacher I Have: GIRLS!
Some Random Dude: Yes?
♪ wheee!
:hello: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HELLO KITTY SMILEY :hello:
Heard: (laughing out loud)... I don't even know you!!!
I tried to flirt with a girly girl, but I'm a dork
Said: I've been very naughty this year
Lv.3 Slime Knight! Slurp!
~Revolution~
I was in a port-o-potty today at a middle school - I'm working on a construction site there you bizarre freaks - and there's kids outside playing or something.
Anyway, most of the little schva's are, well, that, but they were arguing about whether one girl is white or hispanic. They all start shouting:
"What you is, girl? Tell us/them what you is?"
It was just awful.
I might be trying to teach good grammar and writing to those brats in the next month. smurf.
[my lover and I chatting on yahoo]
James: if there is some advice that dad game me thats usefull is 'Dont argue with a woman, they are always right'
Me: lol thats not true
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