Extremely Odd Lines

[Evastio]

So are there any weird (but appropriate) lines out there that you've said or heard from someone before? (So not from TV, internet, or a game but from an actual person you were around) Here's a few of mine:

"Attack him children!!!" (Said)

"Who's the monkey lady?" (Said)

"That's the greatest thing I've ever seen." (Heard)
"No! You're the greatest thing I've ever seen!!" (Said)

"My nose can run faster than you!!" (Said)

"What're you doing!? That's gross!!" (Said)
"I'm looking for nose nuggets." (Heard)

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Wow. Those were some weirded out ones.

I could list so many that would be totally inappropriate on so may levels. Let me see what I can put through my content filter.

[Araciel]

PS - I'm clever.

[Fonzie]

PS - I'm clever.

Thread over.

[Evastio]

PS - I'm clever.

Unacceptable. You didn't follow the thread's rules.

At least draw the line coming out of someone's mouth (sarcasm). :rolleyes2

[Bunny]

My girlfriend and her college roommate were talking about how they would react and act as members of the Middle Ages. My response to their details on how they would live their lives was as follows:

"You guys are being way too optimistic about the Middle Ages. It was more like 'Death to everyone!'"

I squealed the last bit and then went right back to browsing the internet.

[Martyr]

Apparently, I say wierd stuff all the time, but it's not like I write it down.

I'll say something plenty retarded or whacked out soon enough.

[BardTard]

1. "SWEET CORN NUGGETS!!!" (said... kinda...)

My sister was over and we were watching Law&Order and saw some girl eating a box of cereal that was called Sweet Corn Nuggets and we started laughing so hard saying it sounded like something you'd shout out in excitement like OH MY GOD! NO WAY! Now I say it all the time. I'm now capable of not laughing (as much) when I say it.

2. "and shout to the silver of the moon, YESSSSSS!!!!!!!" some weird stranger guy on a dating service my mom is on, he wrote that in some creepy poem to my mom

3. "Raise your hand if you cannot hear me!" -spoken by my middle school principal. Moron.

[Dolentrean]

(While playing the Six degrees of Keven Bacon)

"I bet you could connect Kurt Rustles walrus mustache in Tombstone to Sean Conrrys beard in The Hunt For Red October using nothing but facial hair..." - Said by me

(Talking about 300 in a supermarket)

me - THIS IS SAFEWAY!

my friend sean - no... THIS IS POPPYCOCK! (Points to a box of something called Poppycock)

[NeoCracker]

"Chicks dig Giant Robots."

"I will destroy this entire town if I have to in order to prove i'm the good guy!" (Both from Magus XLR. I know this probably isn't the exact quote, but you get the point.)

"People who eat pickles are good people." - FF IX

[Araciel]

Ahhh ok I actually read the posts as opposed to the title of the thread...when I was in Katimavik, a Canadian youth volunteer program, I lived with 10 other young people for like...7 months, and we had a quote board. Whenever someone said something stupidly hilarious, it went on the board...We all got one at the end...I lost mine :@ but to me, the funniest one was

'Don't make me love myself and spill it on you'...yeah...

[Vermachtnis]

My friends say odd stuff all the time. I can't remember them exactally though.

"I found this one neat store. They had whips, chains, and leather stuff. I think it may have for D&D players." ~ Carry (an incredably niave friend of mine.)

"Your ability to get lost is outstanding. But what is even more outstanding is your ability to get unlost. I mean how the did we leave thirty minutes late, drive past the same Food City three times, and steal wind up on time. You are a genious among idiots." Rachel to Me

"When you are standing there and quiet you appear smart. But then you open your mouth and it becomes quite obvious you are indeed and idiot. But you keep on talking and the crap you say starts to make since. But in reality you have dropped the intellegence of everyone around you. Congradulations, everytime you open your mouth it is the equilevance of five of that puppy story at the end of Billy Madison." Rachel to Me again.

"Yea it is cute. So much so I want to punch you." ~ Chris

[Big D]

"I found this one neat store. They had whips, chains, and leather stuff. I think it may have for D&D players." ~ Carry (an incredably niave friend of mine.)

"Your ability to get lost is outstanding. But what is even more outstanding is your ability to get unlost. I mean how the did we leave thirty minutes late, drive past the same Food City three times, and steal wind up on time. You are a genious among idiots." Rachel to Me

"When you are standing there and quiet you appear smart. But then you open your mouth and it becomes quite obvious you are indeed and idiot. But you keep on talking and the crap you say starts to make since. But in reality you have dropped the intellegence of everyone around you. Congradulations, everytime you open your mouth it is the equilevance of five of that puppy story at the end of Billy Madison." Rachel to Me again.

Those are brilliant.

I've heard a few in my time...

We were assembling a barbecue at my place. There was a hole in its body, which was on the plans and seemed important for no reason we could figure out. My housemate joking assessed it as:

It's a load-bearing hole.

Another time, we were talking about how expensive it's become to stay in a hall of residence. I talked about the place I used to live in:

Back in '03 it cost under $7500... but now it's over 9000.

I had no idea I'd said it until the others explained why they'd begun to rofl.

[Levian]

just something from yesterday, which is as far as my memory goes:

"Don't stay outside too long, you'll go blind"
"BIRTH-SHOES!!!"

what the heck is birth-shoes? sounds useful.

[Bahamut2000X]

"Have you ever made love to a sponge before?" -My friend Grant.

He proceeded to explain the thought process that led to that question, I'll spare your brains though.