(While playing the Six degrees of Keven Bacon)

"I bet you could connect Kurt Rustles walrus mustache in Tombstone to Sean Conrrys beard in The Hunt For Red October using nothing but facial hair..." - Said by me

(Talking about 300 in a supermarket)

me - THIS IS SAFEWAY!

my friend sean - no... THIS IS POPPYCOCK! (Points to a box of something called Poppycock)