Why are you here?

[Martyr]

I come here in hopes of meeting women.

I don't recommend it.

Yeah, well I don't have the money for a hooker, so I had run out of all other options before I came here. You have a better suggestion?

Sometimes you can find drunk college girls and get them to hang out with you without dropping a single dollar.

I don't like drunks though.

Yes you do. They're just as hot as anybody else when they're hot, now please lets get back to the topic before Leeza hisses at me, which she will.