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    Default Poor, poor Zack...

    Why didn't he take to heart that wisest of all advice? Don't bring a sword to a gunfight.

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    when are you talking about?
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

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    Too late now

    If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
    Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?

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    What the smurf are you talking about? ALL of FFVII was a sword at a gun fight!

    Clearly Zack screwed himself over not in bringing a sword but through not properly leveling up. Tsk tsk Zack, for shame.
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    Or should Cloud have brought some Phoenix Down?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brutulf View Post
    Why didn't he take to heart that wisest of all advice? Don't bring a sword to a gunfight.
    But what about the other wise piece of advice? The pen is mightier than a sword! He would've ended up using a biro!

    I think the most unlucky thing for Zack is that he didn't have to deal with soldiers as inaccurate as those that were shooting at Barret and Dyne.
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    You don't bring a sword to a gun fight for the same reason you don't bring a gun to a Captain Maxx Power fight. Despite your weapon of choice you're still going to die.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heath View Post
    I think the most unlucky thing for Zack is that he didn't have to deal with soldiers as inaccurate as those that were shooting at Barret and Dyne.
    So true XD.

    Nah, i think he dodged them all... then ran away, tripped and died.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LunarWeaver View Post
    Or should Cloud have brought some Phoenix Down?
    The same could be said with aeris. You think cloud whould learn by now.

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    and so we have revealed the shocking truth, Cloud wanted them to die!

    Why do you imprison your saviour?

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    in the directors cut he died of aids........was that below the belt?
    .....sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x View Post
    and so we have revealed the shocking truth, Cloud wanted them to die!
    Cloud's the true enemy! xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Eternal Knight View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by d£v!l'$ ph0£n!x View Post
    and so we have revealed the shocking truth, Cloud wanted them to die!
    Cloud's the true enemy! xD
    Ex-SOLDIER, huh? I don't trust ya!
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    Seriously though, did anyone (no one?) else think "pick up a gun! Pick up a gun, damn it!" during that scene?

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    Because guns do 4 damage. That's established at the start of FF7. Outside battle of course they're more deadly; his own damn fault for going to check on Cloud.

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