Children Hating

[Peegee]

I used to hate even the idea of children, but sometimes when I'm not looking my maternal instincts kick in and I rub my stomach with anticipation.

Suppress that urge! You have free will! Fight the power!

I see children as a financial burden. You can't exactly counter that unless you do something like equate subjective mental benefits with monetary sums of money (think of the good times and memories you will get raising a child! Wouldn't I have fun regardless, or are you saying children are a necessary component of enjoyment?)