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leezas a crazy old cat lady. she has a fetish
oh, and im new too!!!! yay!!!!
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
I can name at least one who doesn't.Originally Posted by Goldenboko
Welcome to Eyes on FF my dear girl! You will find us categorically corrupt, crude, and cranically catatonic.
Except me. I'm a genius and can alliterate awesomely.
damn swedes taking over the internet!
Hello. Enjoy your stay in <s>Hell</s> <s>EoFF</s> Hell.
They had a meeting about it last Thursday.
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Hey there Jessica and welcome to EoFFIt's always nice to get some new members.. especially when they're Scandinavian.
I'm going to Sweden for Easter, and I must remind myself to buy candy while I'm still in Norway 'cause your Swedish candy tastes awful. It tastes awful, Jessica. I don't blame you personally, though.
This is one of those rare stereotypes which are actually true.
Welcome to EoFF
If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
Changed to stop Jessweeee♪ from going insane. Is that better?
Hallo Jessica :D!
Because we are special. Except for Rye. She's not special. That's why her name is Rye and not something Jessica-ish.
Hi Jessica! Welcome to EoFF. I hope you like it here.
So if we gather 7 Jessica's together does it call forth a giant Dragon named Jessica that grants a wish?
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"Hi Carl!"Everyone, say hello to Carl.Hello Larry! Hello Larry! Hello Larry!Whelp. I guess it's about time I get out my rocking chair and give ya'lls a hardy greetin' and fair warnin'. You'll never escape this place. Trust me, I've tried.Sharkbait! Hoo, haha!
The Merciful Mercenary Mercen-X grants you his mercy and bids you a formal meet & greet and if it were possible, a handshake, a hug, and a big smooch.Welcome to Eyes On You Forever!
How did you like my greeting? Vote below...!
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I know what I'd wish for... /giant lechSo if we gather 7 Jessica's together does it call forth a giant Dragon named Jessica that grants a wish?
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