Everyone, say hello to Carl.
"Hi Carl!"
Hello Larry! Hello Larry! Hello Larry!
Sharkbait! Hoo, haha!
Whelp. I guess it's about time I get out my rocking chair and give ya'lls a hardy greetin' and fair warnin'. You'll never escape this place. Trust me, I've tried.

The Merciful Mercenary Mercen-X grants you his mercy and bids you a formal meet & greet and if it were possible, a handshake, a hug, and a big smooch. Welcome to Eyes On You Forever!

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