I wish it were possible to do this.

I'm going to be arrogant and say that I'd be awesome. I would want Nicky to be on my team, because I know she'd be good at it - randomness is always helpful in improv. Psychotic would probably be pretty good, too. Dan would be awesome - but it wouldn't be right to have him in there without James. If any of you have ever heard Resha on voicechat, you will know that she would be incredible for this, if only for her talking style. You can't go without dry wit, it's a neccessity for at least one member per team. For that end, I'd have to put Snizz in. Oh! NAITSIRK. Okay, I know he's not exactly around anymore but anyone who knows him knows that he belongs here.

Now, who would be on who's team... I'm going with the following, even if it was painful not to put myself in with all my best friends. I'm just going with who I feel would play off each other the best.

Team 1: Calliope, Del Snizz, Naitsirk, Loony BoB.
Team 2: Resha, DK, James Latimer Cockney Rebel, Psychotic.

Many epic battles would ensue.

EDIT: You know what? We really do need to figure out a way to effectively do this. Quick, find a millionaire and con him.