Proofreader, but finding any place to get the right kind of qualifications in the north west of England is even harder than convincing the police in England that they do need to come out.

Film/TV show editor, on the other hand...

Worst job I ever had was when I briefly worked at a pub in Morecambe (Station Promenade; it used to be a train station but was converted into a pub. Oh yeah, visitors for the Wasted 2005 Punk Festival stole the door handle that was on display in a class case. A door handle.). Within ten minutes I remarked that the manager should fire absolutely all of her staff and sure enough, when upper management visited, they said the same smeggin' thing. I was long out of the door by the time this happened though.