There are people out there who truly live their lives this way and the game just makes fun of it.Originally Posted by Omecle
Obviously I misjudged your sense of humour.
They should be pointing out just how horribly wrong it is. After all... some of these guys in dresses really can't pull it off.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I remember that! That was fabby, I might try to look for it.
Oh Garnie, you made me all nostalgic
If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at? It's not serious transvestite-harrying, I doubt anyone was fussed.
Oh please, are you serious? You are offended by it? Well, good luck with life.
"... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."
Blek. If there were some real reason as to why it meant anything to that portion of the game, I wouldn't mind. Like if Corneo's crew was seriously tough. Too tough for Cloud on his own. That would've made sense.
Why is it that people always need some logical, scientific explanation for the creation of the universe (that can't be found btw) but you can say that stories can get away with everything and anything? So I demand a little logic to the madness. Big deal. Is that so damn much to ask?
Besides, Cloud looks like a blonde Virginia Maxwell. Where are we? Wyoming? He needs a better outfit.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
I remember getting Cloud into Dons bedroom, I rofled so hard as Don shook his crotch and it just bleeped it was so funny xD
I loved it! It was really humorous.
For some reason some people think that cross dressing is "Mature" subject matter. On many children's TV shows there are male characters who dress like women and vise-versa.
On the final fantasy retrospective they refered to the cross dressing as part of the game's mature subject matter. Perticularly the honeybee Inn part might be mature, but cross dressing in general is not.
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I've seen Bugs Bunny dress in drag many times in Looney Tunes cartoons.
I'd like to give Cloud a drag name: Cloudia Strife. And in a new FFVII Sms video, they can spoof the movie Victor/Victoria in a skit called Cloud/Cloudia.
Is that your final answer?
Tifa was in their custody and he didn't know why. Except that she didn't seem to be resisting. He needed to find out what was going on and how much danger Tifa was in, so wading in and killing everybody wouldn't have been a smart move.
There! Logic satisfied with minimal conjecture and reference to in-game dialogue and events.
The whole Honeybee Inn sequence was pretty dodgy - I guess the classifications office were being lazy when FFVII came out, because later FFs got much stricter ratings for comparatively mild content.
I remember being totally speechless by the situation the first time I played it, but found it really funny. Fantastic that some muscley, twenty year old guy can be made to look like a girl so easily. Makes Barret and his sailor outfit pale by comparison
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
I would like to hear him speak in a falsetto when in his drag clothes.
Is that your final answer?
omg! :3 i laughed so hard on that part of the game.
Aerith forced him to "walk nicely, like this Miss Cloud." XD
and sound like a girl, LOL.. it would be so funny to see Cloud act like a woman again.
good times~ hm? :rolleyes2
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I really want a Miss Cloud patch now. Just so that I can make a screenshot of Miss Cloud raising his sword above Aeris's head, and give it a fun caption.
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Cloud inevitably performed the ol' penis tuck.
It was a fun part of the game. The funny thing is with the new moody Cloud that appeared in AC and the later games you just can't see him doing it now.
Also there was nothing mature about him in drag, it happens in children's pantomime all the time. The fact he then enters a whore house on the other hand...
Makes me wnder, if Cloud Cross-dressing was a major factor in FFVII's populaarity, then what does that say about sexuality of the fans.
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