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    Pink Grin And the Gold Potato goes to...

    Reporting to you live from the annual world championship in potato peeling! The tension is high here as the contest draws to a close. In booth A we have the Italian chef Luigi Patatino, this year's favourite to win! Booth B features Ivan Kartoffel, the russian farmer (his moustaches are glorious, I assure you), and finally, in booth C we have a dark horse, the amateur Rantzien!

    They are on their final round now, each of them has about a half bucket left... Patatino is slightly ahead of the others, it seems! But what happens? Ivan Kartoffel has taken a vodka pause! This should leave him out of the competition, and what a competition it is! The peelers are scintillating! The peels are flying! They pick up their last potatoes, and the suspense is unbelievable! Oh no! Patatino drops his potato! This means... YES! He's done it! Rantzien has won the world championship in potato peeling, ladies and gentlemen, and I do believe... yes, he has set a new world record! Give it up for the amazing Rantzien, people!
    So yeah, as you can see, I'm the world's best potato peeler. The topic is, what are YOU best in the world at?

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    Pics or it didn't happen, you know.

    I'm the best in the world at representing a country I've never even been to.

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    If I was like Cloud I don't think I would have taken that test.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Denmark View Post
    Pics or it didn't happen, you know.

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    That's one fine moustache, Rantzien...


    I'm pretty good at Renaissance dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post
    So yeah, as you can see, I'm the world's best potato peeler. The topic is, what are YOU best in the world at?
    Pretty much everything that I've ever tried ever.
    There is no signature here. Move along.

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    I am the best at being indecisive!

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    Well, nothing of course. There's always someone better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leeza View Post
    I'm the Queen of the Banned.
    I see what you did there...

    I am pretty awesome at everything I have ever done... except sewing... I suck at sewing.

    I also make a pretty mean salsa.
    Oh, did I mention I'm awesome?

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