Reckless Purchases

[Akaria]

Then there's my booze buying habbits; "Duuuude, that bottle os orange and has flames on it!" "That bottles has an awesome shape!" "whoooa, that has a rope around the neck." Blasted flashy bottles forcing me to buy them.

If I made one that was glittery and ripply and tasted like kiwi strawberry when (if?) you lick it, would you buy it?