Hello dodobird and welcome! On life in general, there are a few guidelines, like "live life to the fullest", "don't eat the yellow snow", etc.

More specifically, there are tips for various subjects, like:
  • Don't feed the kangaroo, unless you want a punch in the stomach
  • When wearing a backpack, use both shoulder straps. It lessens the strain on the one side.
  • Don't keep your wallet in your back pocket. Your buttcheeks are the least sensitive part of your body!


I think you'll get along just fine! If there's anything in specific you want tips about, don't be afraid to ask! Psychotic knows most things.