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    Dancing Chocobo im new

    im new guys and hey there can anyone give me tips plz

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    Hello dodobird and welcome! On life in general, there are a few guidelines, like "live life to the fullest", "don't eat the yellow snow", etc.

    More specifically, there are tips for various subjects, like:
    • Don't feed the kangaroo, unless you want a punch in the stomach
    • When wearing a backpack, use both shoulder straps. It lessens the strain on the one side.
    • Don't keep your wallet in your back pocket. Your buttcheeks are the least sensitive part of your body!


    I think you'll get along just fine! If there's anything in specific you want tips about, don't be afraid to ask! Psychotic knows most things.

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    Hello dodobird. Welcome to EoFF.

    All/most answers to EoFF can be found <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/faq.php">here</a>.
    Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles

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    hi there, here is the wisdom i gathered over the years:

    - If you cant stand the heat, get out of the forum.
    - if its too good to be true, it usually is.
    - if you have to kick someone, do it so that he doesnt kick back.
    - when people throw things, its smart to get out of the way.
    - respect the administrators.. someone has to.


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    Welcome!

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    here are some rules to follow...

    1 Loony BoB is god
    2 Vincent, thunder god is god
    3 I am not god
    4 If you perve on the eyes on ff ladys, you will be loved(right Typhoon tha Reapa?)

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    Tip: The ones with boobies are girls...or Jebus.

    Sounds like useless advice but believe me it's saved me in the past.

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    :twocents:

    Sup


    there was a picture here

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    Dodo's are extinct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Demon Dude View Post
    Dodo's are extinct.
    ...no, dodos are though.

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    That's what they want us to think, I bet they're not really extinct at all.

    hello dodobirdio!


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    Hey and welcome to EoFF

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    My tip is not to sneeze too often if you can help it.

    Welcome!

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    We have extinct animals posting now. This reminds me of that Dilbert where the dinosaurs ended up to just be hiding.

    Welcome none the less.
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    How about if I just tip my hat to you?

    Welcome.

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