help! help!

[Jojee]

I'm home from college and my parents keep feeding me, I think they're planning to fatten me up and EAT ME! Help, what do I do?

Have you ever been in this situation?

[cutti charlotte]

i never been in this situation but if i was u i would lock your slf in the bedroom and shout i don't want to be eaten so leave me alone

[escobert]

I EAT ALL DAY YUM YUM YUM

[Jojee]

That's such helpful advice, charlotte!

Bert, stop spamming my thread. You should be more like charlotte

[CimminyCricket]

I've been in this situation with my grandmother. I went to visit her after a long time of not visiting her and she fed me and fed me and fed me. I thought she was going to eat me. But I didn't gain a pound and she let me go home at the end of the month.

[Jings]

I spent my entire first year of University eating Pot Noodles and Super Noodles, so every time I went home my mum would cook me nice big meals. I'm a terrible cook, hence why I had to depend on 'just add water' food. I think you should enjoy having someone else make your food for now, and if you're anything like me good food.

[Jojee]

That's a relief, Cim

I do enjoy good food Jings, I just don't wanna get eaten Haha but yeah, at college I live off of sammiches, oatmeal, cereal, and ramen.

[Rantz]

If my mum was any more forceful about my eating when I visit my parents she would be stuffing food down my throat with a shovel. I love her.

[Iceglow]

Just quietly slip the food under the table to the dog, they can fatten him up and eat fido that or go bullemic and throw up regulary to prevent fattening and thus defeating their target of trying to fatten you up meaning no eating jojee

[CimminyCricket]

It is a relief, I don't want to be eaten!

[Roto13]

FOOD IS GOOD NOM NOM NOM NOM

[Rye]

I'm home from college and my parents keep feeding me, I think they're planning to fatten me up and EAT ME! Help, what do I do?

Have you ever been in this situation?

Well, at least you're not AT college, where boys can streak by you and destroy your INNOCENCE. <3

[CimminyCricket]

lol Innocence.

[Araciel]

What they don't know is that you'll eventually get too big to eat, so it's win/win.

[Sergeant Hartman]

I wouldn't be complaining if that happened to me.