To...many...PERIOOOOOOOODDDDDSSSSSSS!

But, I get what you're saying. What you're good at doesn't reflect how you look, but personally if that guy you described was going to do a White Collar job like salesmanship, he'd have to be really, really, really good at persuasion cause I wouldn't buy anything off of him.

And heard the messiness is a sign of genius! Or lazyness ;p