OMFG BBZ FOR EOFF COUPLES!??!

[ReloadPsi]

I don't have a girl here, but even if I did, none of her DNA would be allowed to go into the baby. It must be an exact replica of me, and it shall be called Lord Psychotic II. The Psychotic Dynasty will endure at EoFF for many centuries to come, and as the glorious patriarch I'll be revered as a great EoFF hero and statesman.

so...

uh...

any ladies want to have some intercourse?

Oh, like putting it in the conditional tense is gonna hide the secret.

[Jess]

I'm not an EoFF couple.

[Quindiana Jones]

So what, are only EoFF couples allowed children now?

It's an elaborate plot to breed a race of highly intelligent superhumans.

It's failing miserably.

[smittenkitten]

Well hopefully they will have my nose, Daniel's eyes and my hair. I'd hope to have two kids a boy first, which I would call Mathew. My second would hopefull be a daughter which we would call her Angela so Daniel can call her his little angel.

[Rye]

Old Manus' face palming abilities.

[Madame Adequate]

Old Manus' face palming abilities.

Agreed.

Manus, you must bang my broad. For the good of the future!

[Old Manus]

Way ahead of you

[Dolentrean]

I should not be allowed to reproduce, if I did my baby would have the sarcasm of a Jaded sales consultant by the time he was in kindergarten, also he would be able to fly... and probably be born riding a motorcycle, most likely to the great disdain of the mother, who would be ridiculously hot, probably someone like Selma Hyack. He would be able to play Eruption on a guitar by the time he was six months old.

He would write a great book and Morgan Freeman would probably be his God Father. He would be a better action hero than Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson mixed together with a dash of Clint Eastwood. He would probably cure AIDS and his graduation speech would stop racism. He would probably take a year off after graduation and become the new prince of Bel-Air. Also he would have a natural taste for smooth Jazz.

There is more… so in other words he would be almost as awesome as me.

[Rianoa]

I should not be allowed to reproduce, if I did my baby would have the sarcasm of a Jaded sales consultant by the time he was in kindergarten, also he would be able to fly... and probably be born riding a motorcycle, most likely to the great disdain of the mother, who would be ridiculously hot, probably someone like Selma Hyack. He would be able to play Eruption on a guitar by the time he was six months old.

He would write a great book and Morgan Freeman would probably be his God Father. He would be a better action hero than Bruce Willis and Samuel L Jackson mixed together with a dash of Clint Eastwood. He would probably cure AIDS and his graduation speech would stop racism. He would probably take a year off after graduation and become the new prince of Bel-Air. Also he would have a natural taste for smooth Jazz.

There is more… so in other words he would be almost as awesome as me.

nothing like being modest

[SammieBabe]

My kids are sweet, adorable, and smart. And total pains in the ass...

[Agrias]

okokokok, SO EVERYONE CAN STATE THEIR BBZ! Not just eoff couples. OK? Also, neocracker, you always say you have high standards for women, LOL. As for face and i....Our baby will live long...and prosper....in Misfits cage ;D

[rubah]

In biology class I had to pretend my genes and the genes of this girl who was pretty much my nemesis for like six years were compiled into one child and then I had to draw the portrait (we weren't allowed heterosexual relationships ).

I'm curious if my black baby hair would counteract stu's blond baby hair. It would be interesting. Perhaps it would be red.

[Ki Ki]

My bbz will be edible.

[Araciel]

My bbz will be edible.

Hunams?

good with catsup.

[Agrias]

I'd totally get a sex change to have bbz with KiKi. ;D