OMFG BBZ FOR EOFF COUPLES!??!

[Agrias]

the following took place on msn at 3:52pm pacific standard time.

Kari:
Alan: o.O
Kari:
Alan:dont be no sickie on me yo
Kari:
Alice: O_O
Kari: <b> &lt;msn emoticon></b>
Kari: <b>lolgaysex</b>
Alice: <b>wait wut</b>
Alice: <b>kari is preggo?</b>
Kari: yush
Kari: two behbehz
Alan: lolwutnowai!


LOL JK PEEPZ SHE'S NOT PREGGO! But my question to all you eoff couples issss, if you could have a bb, which features would it have and what would you name it?

KGO

[escobert]

Liz and I are going to have tall pasty children

[Psychotic]

I don't have a girl here, but even if I did, none of her DNA would be allowed to go into the baby. It must be an exact replica of me, and it shall be called Lord Psychotic II. The Psychotic Dynasty will endure at EoFF for many centuries to come, and as the glorious patriarch I'll be revered as a great EoFF hero and statesman.

so...

uh...

any ladies want to have some intercourse?

[~*~Celes~*~]

xD

His freckles most definitely. His eyes, boys would have his hair, girls would have my hair...Mix between my nose and his ^_^

OMG HE WAS SO CUTE AS A KID =D

[Big D]

Legible formatting is your friend. It's wrong to neglect your friends

Am I the only one who finds copy/pasted IM conversations really hard to follow?

As for the thread topic... parenthood doesn't appeal to me, and isn't a realistic possibility at this stage anyway.

[Blue Harvest]

Even if I had someone, I'm still a kid myself mentally. Somehow I can't see any little Blue Harvests running around anytime soon.

[o_O]

Mine would be able to shoot powerful laser beams from its eyes and have a radio jammer in its skull.

[Agrias]

Mine would be able to shoot powerful laser beams from its eyes and have a radio jammer in its skull.

And it would have my grecian looks. BBZ?

[rubah]

I live to serve, D-man.

[Big D]

I live to serve, D-man.

So much :<3:

That makes a lot more sense now

[Chemical]

My genes are mostly recessive so it depends on who I shack up with.

[Iceglow]

I believe it is up to me to form the anti lord psychotic II since I am possibly the only man on earth with the actual power to defeat Psychotic. However the likelyhood of our corruption combining and making the ultimate in destructive corruptive non-reative partnerships in the history of EoFF and indeed the world, we would be able to physically destroy Scientology, end the existence of BT and finally seduce the entire worlds female population (providing they live up to my own tasking standards) in one go.

[Avarice-ness]

I thought that said "OMFG BBQ FOR EOFF COUPLES" and I was about to ask for some brisket.
Please feed me.

The baby would look like me, 'cause I'm freaking adorable.

[Madame Adequate]

It will be a robot, made of the least resistant circuitry, with the most efficient code

It will weigh three tons, stand seven feet tall, and be capable of single-handedly killing a division of United States Marines. It will have sensors of various forms all over its body, as well as a cloud of nanosensors which can relay remote information.

[NeoCracker]

My kid will have all the biogenetic enhancements necessary to become a Robot Destroyer.

And it will look like it's mother. Because the mother will be hot, and I have high standards and would not have my kids with anyone I deem un sexy.