Have you ever...

[Aerith's Knight]

I have never worn cologne and I never shall. I'm too cheap and I never saw the point. I don't think it makes anybody more appealing, but that's me. Maybe I like all natural?! Although I do think it's funny men refused to wear perfume so a marketing genius just renamed it and put it in a manlier box. I wish they'd rename the purse to something like "Violent Bag KillMAXX+" so it would be socially acceptable for me to carry one.

Didn't you ever hear of a place and a time called Pre-revolutionary france?

I did.. king Louis XIV (or something like that) never took a bath, just doused himself in perfume every day.