If I seen DK in a pair on tiny wings and pink underwear I would be disturbed for life. No fence Dan. I know that I couldn't get Daniel in that thing so I would pick Levian. Whenever I see a pic with him and a group of people, there are always women. :rolleyes2
And merriment.
lovehurts. That'd be the single most hilariously awkward thing ever.
"Here is your Valentine. Please stroke my hair. My Mother combed it special today, because I didn't hear them talking on the talkies. Yet."
Rantzien. Simply because he'd look good.
clout. But that's mainly because I'm sure it would involve him being turned into a rather excellent Cupid .gif for his signature.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
Parker.
And Quin would wank at him/it.
In a really repulsive way.