Good luck with that one.
My current goals:
Finish setting up my ultimate Pokémon Diamond/Pearl/Battle Revolution team (although I'm really good already, I've beaten everyone in PBR online unless they have a full team of hacked Legendary Pokémon, which is a skill-less cheap trick anyway)
Finish Metroid Prime 3
Finish Disgaea
Buy Disgaea 2
Buy Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Have my life sucked away by Super Smash Bros. Brawl
Raise my rank in Halo 3
Raise my rank in Call of Duty 4.
I have a rather extensive list.