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    Maybe you're bottom heavy...my body shape is pretty even.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Maybe you're bottom heavy...my body shape is pretty even.
    Okay, I didn't think I'd have to explain this.

    We men have a thing called a Penis, and females don't.

    Women have bobbies, which men don't have.

    The penis is located at your lower half, while Boobies are located at the top.

    Meaning a mans extra baggage is located at the bottom, while a womens is more towards the top.


    That sound better?

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    Lawl what kind of people do you hang out with? my junk, impressive as it is, couldn't possibly weigh more than a pound or two at the best of times

    and boobs, while heavy, don't often get too crazily out of proportion either.

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    Even a small bit shifted weight can make a difference.

    And damn you for trying to discredit my theory.

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    how about we test your theory later

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    How are we suppose to test it later?

    I guess I could wear a big pair of rubber boobs and walk around.

    I think that might help to deterimine the truth.

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    That would make my valentine's wishes come true.

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    um, little girls definitely don't have breasts, so your theory = out the window 8) Like I said, life-long persuit.

    btw I have pretty good balance. That's why I'm always sitting on chairs offbalanced where I can fall 8)
    (I grew up playing on a bluff edge and never fell off, so I must have some sort of balance ;D)

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeoCracker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Maybe you're bottom heavy...my body shape is pretty even.
    Okay, I didn't think I'd have to explain this.

    We men have a thing called a Penis, and females don't.

    Women have bobbies, which men don't have.

    The penis is located at your lower half, while Boobies are located at the top.

    Meaning a mans extra baggage is located at the bottom, while a womens is more towards the top.


    That sound better?


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