Talkin' the talk

[Madame Adequate]

I've decided to become a pimp. Consider: All I need to find are some skanky women, then find some customers - not hard given that the population of the world is actually beneath much of Eyes On.

So I've got my pimp hat. My pimp cane. My pimp strut, my pimp swagger, and my pimp slap. I've got my pimp chauvinism, my pimp arrogance, and my pimp purple suit/cloak combo.

What I don't have is my pimp talk. I need to affect a far better accent than the one I have (i.e. any accent, at all, other than one from Great Britain). I sound like a commoner with all the education, tolerance, and ambition of a soccer thug. This will not do.

In this thread we shall discuss our accent, accents we like, and accents we dislike. Anyone who likes any kind of British accent except for Hugh Laurie's gets an automatic fail!

Edit: Any hobags want to have theyselves a pimp, PM me.