Triple Save! Plus we won 2 nil.![]()
Triple Save! Plus we won 2 nil.![]()
01:46 - Roberts has an effort but it's wide.
04:17 - Cz fouls a Wrexham player, it's a penalty!
04:43 - smitten's saved it! Another shot, another save! Cz clears for a corner, that's top notch stuff by the Eyeson keeper!
05:35 - Some very nice individual play from Craddock, he shoots and the ball skims off the top of the bar. Good stuff!
21:02 - Jess is the one in the good position this time, but she's shot it wide! Painful as that was a real opportunity.
22:19 - Jess is on the end of a long ball again, and she shoots it straight at the keeper, who sends it right back at her, she shoots again, the keeper parries this time, it's away from the danger area.
23:35 - Ooh, smitten sends a nice shot by Roberts over the bar.
27:06 - Oh dear, it's 1-0 for Wrexham who were quite fantastic with their passing around the box. These lads are on top of their game when it comes to quick passes and they've got a goal to show for it. Proctor's on the scoresheet.
29:30 - Response! 1-1 as blim feeds a great ball into Jess from the wing, and she's put it into the far corner! Wonderful finish.
30:44 - Psychotic gets a great ball in from Craddock but he can't put it away, grazing the top of the bar. Good effort!
38:24 - Jess feeds a ball in for Craddock who has a great effort but the keeper gets his hands to it.
39:34 - It's all Eyeson right now as the Craddock makes a nice pass to Jess who puts it wide. She couldn't control that with the pressure from the defender at her ankles.
44:33 - Edge gets his traditional yellow card.
45:00 - Halftime, 1-1.
49:52 - Llewellyn takes the free kick but it's a wasted effort, very wide.
50:54 - Keeper Williams comes out, sends the ball to Pejic who has Craddock racing in on him, Craddock shoots as Pejic tries to turn and Pejic manages to get a leg out to block it, but the ball has gone into Jess' sights and Williams is well out of goal, it's an easy finish for the striker for her 10th goal of the season. Terrible by Williams, he'll have to take the blame for that one!
55:37 - Llewellyn manages to get into a great position to equalise but his shot is wide.
58:30 - Eyeson are bringing on some fresh legs... it's McAllister for Edge. It looks like Dude is dropping back to DM and McAllister will play a deeper role than usual.
63:14 - Llewellyn shoots once more, no luck, it's angled too wide.
79:00 - Leopold comes on for Cz.
89:44 - McAllister forces Williams to make a save - good cross from Psychotic!
90:00 (+3:52) - Jess fires from distance but that was never troubling the keeper.
90:00 - It's all over! 2-3 in favour of the Chocobos and they'll be pleased with an away win.
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Wahey, 7th place with nearly half the season gone![]()
And i'm in team of the week
Why didn't you score like this at Brentford Jess?
'All things are subject to interpretation; whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.' - Nietzsche
Yay! Failridden time.
Eh, selling him anyway.
Served his purpose, yup. Onto Mansfield!
03:24 - Dude sets himself up for a shot but it's gone over.
28:59 - Nice save from Wilkinson to get that shot from Edge away from goal, and Mullins puts it out for a corner.
31:53 - Oh dear! Jess' header goes wide, that bounced around for a while and the Mansfield players don't look incredibly organised in defence.
33:07 - Shot just side of goal from a Mansfield striker.
42:45 - Lovely work by Dude and blim to get a perfect cross in for Jess, but there's no goal as Jess' tap finds only the keepers arms.
45:00 - A drab match so far, Edge picks up his traditional yellow just before half time. 0-0.
48:04 - Dawson sends a strike well wide.
56:50 - Corner - headed out - ooh! Cz nearly gets onto the scoresheet but it's blocked by Wood, well done.
59:17 - Edge shoots from the right side but it's past the far post and out for a goalkick.
65:26 - Jess shoots from afar but it's also out to the left of goal.
70:10 - Another shot to the left of goal by Jess.
80:00 - That's Harvest on for Edge, who has had a pretty good game.
92:29 - A long shot by Ouch! is tipped over the bar!
90:00 - It's all over! It was a very slow game with more chances going to Eyeson, but Wilkinson was on top form and didn't let a shot in. He'll take man of the match, surely.
;(
Next game is away to Darlington, the current table toppers. Will be tough.
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Hahah..The Eyeson players are quick to run to their captain to give their congratulations as he kisses his badge and thumps his chest.
Str8 Pimpin'
03:10 - Craddock gets the ball at his feet and fires in a shot, but it's wide.
11:50 - Dude's 25 yard shot is fast and accurate, but the keeper is right at the end of it.
20:34 - A shot on goal from one of the Darlington players, but smitten makes the save.
22:48 - Another good save by smitten as she tips Wright's shot over the bar.
36:00 - Lovely move by Eyeson sees Craddock forcing the Darlington keeper to make a save.
38:45 - Another nice move by Eyeson sees Jess firing into the keeper.
41:44 - Craddock just outside the area, he shoots and it's just wide of the mark.
45:00 - The ref blows his whistle for half time and Eyeson won't be disappointed by the scoreline at the moment. They're taking the game to Darlington!
55:49 - Close! A save by smitten sees the ball settling right smack in the middle of the six yard box, lucky for Eyeson Heath is first to it.
59:49 - Psychotic has a great shot on goal from the right and Oakes manages to put it over.
60:36 - The resulting corner has the ball sent back to halfway and Blundell picks it up and runs past the defence towards goal - but he shoots the ball into the sidenetting as Heath catches up with him.
63:06 - Wright has a shot from the right but it finds nothing but sidenetting.
63:13 - blim, who took a knock earlier in the match, is coming off now. Leopold heads into his position.
74:30 - What a chance! Jess steals the ball from the last defender and runs to goal, shooting over the keeper who knocks it out for a corner. Good effort!
76:00 - Edge tackles the ball from a Darlington player, feeds Craddock who shoots immediately! But it's just off target.
76:09 - Looks like Dude is coming off, and there's a big applause as Splurt makes his first game this season after a long spell out injured!
79:35 - GOAL! Blundell scores! A nice cross from the right wing and he's first to it, tapping it in for a goal.
81:09 - Looks like Harvest is going to replace Craddock, who has given a performance below his usual standard.
84:46 - Oh dear, just after Eyeson make their last substitution, Jess gets a rough knock and she looks in pain.
90:00 - There's the final whistle, fulltime and it's a 1-0 home victory to Darlington. Eyeson put in a great effort first half, but it looked to fall away in the second as Darlington began to dominate.
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Shame the unbeaten streak is over.
We're doing not well for beginners imo. I think Jess is turning into a little Alan Shearer I see, and good news on Dan recovering.![]()
Get Splurt injured again, he's stealing my position as midfield maestro.![]()
04:31 - Shot by Baker to the right of the Eyeson goal, but smitten dives and pushes it out for a corner.
06:21 - Shot by Allen this time from outside the area, it whistles over the bar.
15:13 - Another shot saved by smitten, but it wouldn't have mattered anyway as Twiss is caught offside.
17:31 - Blinkhorn makes a run into the area and has good space, but his shot flies wide.
20:34 - First chance for Eyeson comes by way of a long shot by Dude, but he can't get it on target.
23:18 - Oh, it's off the post! Edge gets agonisingly close to putting Eyeson ahead. Great ball from Craddock, it sliced right through two defenders.
28:57 - Psychotic intercepts a pass and fires a long ball up to Craddock, who collects, runs forward, crosses to Jess who shoots but it's saved by Lewis! Good keeping by the Morecambe stopper.
45:00 - That's half time. Still 0-0, but that should change second half. Hopefully!
49:15 - Twiss passes to Allen who shoots from the edge of the penalty area, it's put over! Great save by smitten.
55:03 - Cz's pass goes straight to a Morecambe player who crosses immediately, Twiss is on it but smitten saves the shot.
60:18 - Twiss takes a crack but he can't direct it at goal.
63:53 - A viscious strike by Jess on the counter, but it's not an accurate one, flying wide.
65:54 - Spatvark is on for Edge, and he starts a nice play for Dude who passes on to Jess, but Lewis somehow manages to get his fingers to it and it goes over.
78:27 - Dude makes way for Splurt, who gets a good applause from the away fans as he returns from injury.
81:02 - Ooh, Heath was so close to heading that corner kick in!
83:11 - Spatvark gathers the ball, he's making a run - he's got Craddock to his right but he's going alone, he's scored! GOAL to Eyeson! What a strike!
90:00 (+3:39) - Morecambe with a chance to get an equaliser with a free kick outside the area. It's floated in perfectly - but it's a foul by Curtis, he's obstructing Levian.
90:00 (+4:41) - It's another free kick, this time from a better angle. The shot is made by Hunter... it's on target, but smitten makes a fine save!
90:00 - The corner comes in but Cz boots it away, that's full time! 0-1 win to Eyeson.
...I'm something like eight games ahead of this thread at the moment. xD Feel free to post more often.On a sidenote, that was the last game of the year and we're heading into transfer season, which included a few changes to the squad. Watch this thread!
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Ah, crap, I just realised I've gone so far ahead that I've lost some of the old reports xD I'll just post what I'm able to get.
07:37 - Shakes has a shot on goal, but smitten puts it over. Levian will be grateful for that, he gave the ball away to the Brentford player.
10:47 - Quality move by blim but his cross bobbles into the keeper's waiting hands before anyone can get to it.
11:17 - Shakes sends a ball over to O'Conner at the opposite post, he attempts a half volley from a tight angle and it skims the top of the bar.
20:42 - Edge dribbles the ball up, nobody is closing him down, he shoots! Save by Brown! Edge latches onto the returning ball but this time it's gone wide.
33:00 - Craddock has an attempt from outside the area and Brown puts the ball over.
36:19 - Free kick outside the Eyeson penalty area, Smith takes it - header by McBreen, goal for Brentford! But it won't count! It's a foul on Heath by the almost-scorer.
40:19 - Craddock runs the ball into the area, the crowd holds their breath, he shoots - right into Brown, saved.
45:00 - Halftime, still 0-0.
46:21 - Dude strikes, but it's over.
54:49 - Cross in from Brentford's right back, Shakes is at the end of it, he's scored! Oh no, the away fans are distraught, it's been disallowed again!
78:26 - The ball is juggled around the Eyeson penalty area but Brentford can't get a shot in before Levian clears.
90:00 - A very boring match, that! 0-0 at fulltime.
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04:39 - Psychotic on the counter, he sends the ball forward for Jess who gathers it, runs at goal, crosses to Craddock but he can't keep it on target, missing by about a foot.
07:54 - Medley with the ball, shot blocked by Levian... Medley again, shot on goal, saved by smitten!
17:17 - Free kick outside Bradford's penalty area, taken by blim and Jess has a shot gone wide.
20:00 - GOAL! Jansen hits a 25-yarder into the corner of the Eyeson goal and that was a beauty!
30:04 - GOAL! Another 25-yarder, this time from a free kick taken by Penford. It's 2-0!
31:24 - Craddock to Jess - oh, she's scored! A nice goal from around the penalty spot and into the corner, good work from the forwards!
36:41 - Almost equalised there! Jess makes a nice run from the left, strikes but the keeper parries right into Craddock's path and he sends it out, inches from the near post.
37:23 - Jess has another shot parried away. She's getting them on target tonight!
41:31 - smitten forced to make a couple of saves there.
42:36 - An angled shot from Jess goes wide.
45:00 (+0:15) - Ooh, Cz almost got one in there, a very nice shot from just inside the area flies past the far post.
45:00 (+0:29) - Craddock shoots off target. Well over the bar, that.
53:39 - Penford sends that one over. Good chance there!
60:11 - Jansen shoots from distance, a big deflection by Topp and smitten was already moving to the other side, it's an easy goal for Topp! 3-1!
63:17 - Splurt feeds Jess - oh, so close! Good play!
63:53 - The keeper sends it back out, it's almost instantly coming straight back to him and Jess has got another! blim and Jess combine and it's a great strike to get the Chocobos back into the game.
68:01 - Jansen's shot goes high and wide.
69:41 - Psychotic fires from distance, but it's over the bar.
73:00 - Medley is in a good position, smitten runs up to him to make a tackling save but Medley shoots and it's right past her and into the netting. smitten looks angry with herself for that, and it's 4-2.
78:48 - Craddock has a header chance froma free kick, but it's sent wide.
86:08 - Jess has scored a third, this isn't over yet! Fantastic strike from well outside the area, that's gone straight ahead, brushed the inside sidenetting and slammed into the backnetting. That's her hattrick!
89:08 - Flitchett has a chance on goal thanks to a nice pass by Craddock, but his shot is sent over by the keeper.
91:00 - Flitchett blazes ove a late cross from blim.
92:30 - Medley shoots on the volley, it's gone wide.
90:00 - It's all over! A game with masses of chances ends in a 4-3 home victory, and the fans are all given more than their money's worth in goals. Quality showing by the two teams but there could only be one winner.
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