AK, I agree with you. I'll try not to get graphic, but with diarrhea, (SPOILER)it's an unsettling feeling for a while, then SUDDENLYOMGBATHROOM. And if you don't make it on time, tough luck, poopy pants. If you're unlucky enough to have the bad kind of diarrhea (it exists), it happens over and over...But you're never completely sure when it's done, because you-know-what burns a little bit the rest of the day...It's absolutely horrid.

*Afterthought...* Maybe I'll put this is spoiler tags so you won't be forced to unnecessarily read that...Sorry guys