How youuuu doin...?
Alright, this thread is about the weirdest or funniest pickup lines you've heard. Also, you can drop in a few original lines constructed by yourself.
Lol, here's a little video which cracks me up every time related to pickups:
YouTube - Mad TV Can I Have Your Number?
EOFF needs a resurgence to it's former glory.
In before chloroform, rag, etc.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
with pictures of you
it's off to the loo
there was a picture here
Ahahahaha. xD I like Old Manus'. My favorite for years has been:
"Hey baby, I'm like Calculus. I'm so hard you'll be doing me on your desk all night long."
"I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you."
hahaha lol thats funnyOriginally Posted by Rye
"You must be a parking ticket because you've got 'fine' written all over you."
<3 Quagmire.
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
Bitch, you without me is like Harold Melvin without the Bluenotes.
My favourite is 'don't scream and I won't kill you.'
The below sentence is true.
The above sentence is false.
One of my friends once said the cheasiest pick-up line ever. We were on a school trip to Paris, and one night he and some other guys went up the Eiffel Tower to enjoy the view. Up there they met some girls and came to talking. At some point he says to the one he's trying to get with: "The view from here is very beautiful, but it's much more beautiful with you in it." I mean, c'mon.. that's like the worst ever - and he's been teased with it many times since.
"the only thing thats more important then looking into your eyes is the fact that i have to poop."
Oh man, if I heard one of these being said and it was serious I'd be in hysterics xD
"Love is a sensation that starts by tempation
A guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation
Do you understand my explanation
or do you need a demonstration"
And
"You must have fallen from heaven, cause you got nice cans."
*looks deep into eyes*
..
*brushes strand of hair out of your eyes*
..
"do you have change for a 20?"
im gonna have to use that one
my friend once told me one "if you were a burger at mcdonalds youd be mcgorgeous"
in my experience pick up lines can actually work indirectly. me and my friends were saying a bunch that we knew to eachother makeing eachother laugh. we walk past some girls and they asked if we were gonna use the lines on them. so we got there numbers.
lynx
beaten final fantasy III,IV,VI,VII,VIII,IX,X,X-2,XII,mystic quest, tacitcs, tactics advanced, crystal chronicles.
you only live once but if you do it right once is enough
my FF amvs
Works best on long-lost relatives, especially if you're only interested in rescuing them because they're hot.
I know a woman named Storm (real name, by the way) and I once heard a drunk moron try to hit on her by declaring that he was "the eye of the Storm".
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