Pizza and Ranch? Could you? Would you?

[Madame Adequate]

People need to stop tainting pizza with nasty stuff, like pineapples. I mean, pineapple is good, but on pizza? Maybe if you had the proper good New York thin crust style pizza, you wouldn't feel the need to rape it with Cloud's spiky tropical fruit baby. ;_;

Relationship terminated.

Why would you suggest such a thing

Indeed.

Sane girls are nice. Let's go out sometime for tasty Hawai'ian pizza that we shan't sully?