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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
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    I dreamt I was just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit, I took the midnight train going anywhere.
    Was she a small town girl, living in her lonely world? Did she also take the midnight train going anywhere?
    Yeah, how did you know?
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    I met someone amazing myself. Which was like a dream of a different kind. One where you're awake. And even still I probably have to wake up soon..



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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by smittenkitten View Post
    I don't remember what my best dream was I'm afraid... but I do have a dream man. His name is Joey. He's about 6ft black hair and blue eyes. A knight in shining armer if there ever was one these days. So shhh don't tell Daniel.

    My worst dream was being eaten alive by a great white shark, I woke up screaming.
    YEAH WELL MY DREAM GIRL IS TOTALLY HOT SHE IS PERFECT EVERYTHING I WANT SHE HAS RED HAIR AND DARK GREEN EYES >=( MEANWHILE IN THE DREAM MY EX IS BEING EATEN BY A SHARK SEE IF I CARE I HAVE MY DREAM WOMAN. SO NER.

    Am I allowed to laugh?
    No?

    *gets shot*

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    i met the perfect girl too ^__^



    too bad she wasnt real though

    or is she?

    edit: omg smitten, Bob, so very disturbing ^__^''


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