Ahhh! They are neighbors! They have come back from the dead!!!

[Caraliz]

Zombies!

In the event of a zombie holocaust, what would you do? Who would you save? What do you think would cause a zombie holocaust?

Also, who would make the most kickass zombie? I say zombie David Bowie.

[Captain Maxx Power]

I can't stand the undead. I would most likely take them all out on my own with a blunt instrument. When the holocaust occurs and I save us all you can thank me then.

[Vermachtnis]

Depends if they're fast or slow zombies. I might stand a sliver of chance with the slow ones, but fast ones I'm screwed. But I've got a fire poker to fight with.

[Rye]

My boyfriend is going to get a boner when he sees this thread.

In the event of a zombie holocaust, I would get Mr. MILF and a few close friends and head to a heavily supplied ocean oil rig, so zombies couldn't get us. We'd bring supplies so that we could grow our own food. We'd be safe.

Fast zombies are the worst kind of zombie.

[LunarWeaver]

[Caraliz]

I would assume that if the zombies were athletes in their past life they would be fast zombies, but you just take out their kneecaps.

Also, I say David Bowie as best zombie because he'd have the best zombie growl.

[Dolentrean]

Me and my friends have discussed this extensively. First thing I would do is, assuming the phones are still up, I would try to contact as many people as I could, probably my family first, my best friends Sean (who would probably be the most useful in a zombie situation considering his obsession rivals my own) and Bryce, I would tell them to get to my house (out in the boondocks) and contact as many of our friends as they can, and to stay OFF the main roads.

Considering I am living in the dorms I would not try to get out right away and instead lock myself in my room until the rush of people getting outside were gone, as this was happening me and my room mate would get all our knives together, and try to break anything we can into club like weapons. Once the rush in the building is calming down my two friends from upstairs would try to come down to my room with anything they could and any food they could fit in there backpack. We would then get everything we had and move quickly to the parking lot and to my girlfriends truck.

Lucky for us we live in an open not heavily populated area of campus, once we were in there we would head to my house out in the boondocks as fast as we could, staying off the main roads. We all agreed that if any of us got bit we would have to take them out. If we could make it to our house we should be decently safe for a short period of time, it is sparsely populated and we have some of my dads guns, we also have enough food to last for quite some time. We would try to contact everyone we knew across the country by any means necessary and try to see what the government is going to do.

If the situation is spreading slowly and is isolated we would try to get to a group of survivors, but if it is spreading quickly we would try to hold up and draw as many people to us as we could. As there is a gas station somewhat near us, we would into our trucks and as many weapons as we could gather, (hopefully rifles and shotguns) and get all we could from the gas station, I think it sells bullets there to, so that is useful.

Once we thought we were doing as well as we could and needed to leave we would probably move to another small town situation until we could gather enough people together to be decently safe, we would probably try to move to a small beach community so we could defend from there, if at all possible at sometime in the future to secure some aircraft capable of traveling long distances, it would be ideal to get to some kind of small island, and eliminate all zombies on the island, if we could completely purge the island of zombies then we could at least stay alive there, at peace, we would of course constantly examine the oceans and keep safe, but we would be able to rebuild slowly from there.

This of course would be remarkable challenging and very likely to fail and would take years if ever to work, but I would at least try.

(Edit: It only makes sence that zombies start out at about the same speed that they were when they were alive, but as there bodies start to decay and they slowly lose mucle mass they slow down, I think that the virus is slowly eatting at them and they eat flesh to slow this process. best Zombie? Michal Jackson... Thriller anyone?)

[Strawberry_Mew]

Zombies freak the crap out of me lol I sometimes have zombie dreams...I guess try to save my loved ones before helping myself is what I do XD

[TyphoonThaReapa]

Me and my friends have discussed this extensively. First thing I would do is, assuming the phones are still up, I would try to contact as many people as I could, probably my family first, my best friends Sean (who would probably be the most useful in a zombie situation considering his obsession rivals my own) and Bryce, I would tell them to get to my house (out in the boondocks) and contact as many of our friends as they can, and to stay OFF the main roads.

Considering I am living in the dorms I would not try to get out right away and instead lock myself in my room until the rush of people getting outside were gone, as this was happening me and my room mate would get all our knives together, and try to break anything we can into club like weapons. Once the rush in the building is calming down my two friends from upstairs would try to come down to my room with anything they could and any food they could fit in there backpack. We would then get everything we had and move quickly to the parking lot and to my girlfriends truck.

Lucky for us we live in an open not heavily populated area of campus, once we were in there we would head to my house out in the boondocks as fast as we could, staying off the main roads. We all agreed that if any of us got bit we would have to take them out. If we could make it to our house we should be decently safe for a short period of time, it is sparsely populated and we have some of my dads guns, we also have enough food to last for quite some time. We would try to contact everyone we knew across the country by any means necessary and try to see what the government is going to do.

If the situation is spreading slowly and is isolated we would try to get to a group of survivors, but if it is spreading quickly we would try to hold up and draw as many people to us as we could. As there is a gas station somewhat near us, we would into our trucks and as many weapons as we could gather, (hopefully rifles and shotguns) and get all we could from the gas station, I think it sells bullets there to, so that is useful.

Once we thought we were doing as well as we could and needed to leave we would probably move to another small town situation until we could gather enough people together to be decently safe, we would probably try to move to a small beach community so we could defend from there, if at all possible at sometime in the future to secure some aircraft capable of traveling long distances, it would be ideal to get to some kind of small island, and eliminate all zombies on the island, if we could completely purge the island of zombies then we could at least stay alive there, at peace, we would of course constantly examine the oceans and keep safe, but we would be able to rebuild slowly from there.

This of course would be remarkable challenging and very likely to fail and would take years if ever to work, but I would at least try.

(Edit: It only makes sence that zombies start out at about the same speed that they were when they were alive, but as there bodies start to decay and they slowly lose mucle mass they slow down, I think that the virus is slowly eatting at them and they eat flesh to slow this process. best Zombie? Michal Jackson... Thriller anyone?)

Game, Set and Match! And the white Micheal Jackson is the best zombie...molestation anyone?

[Caraliz]

Zombies freak the crap out of me lol I sometimes have zombie dreams...I guess try to save my loved ones before helping myself is what I do XD

I always have zombie dreams. They're strange as hell. xD Usually in my dreams I'm completely helpless but I don't get bitten for some reason. o_o

Also lol @ michael jackson zombie.

[escobert]

Zombies!

In the event of a zombie holocaust, what would you do? Who would you save? What do you think would cause a zombie holocaust?

Also, who would make the most kickass zombie? I say zombie David Bowie.

I'd save you
Um Russia!
Bush would make the ultimate zombie!

[Strawberry_Mew]

I am always helpless in mine as well lol I once had a Resident Evil Dream where this guy is like yelling at me Why Did U do it...those people were my friends They were good people...it freaked me out and I wuz running and I had a handgun and wuz shooting zombies trying to get away from the dude yelling at me...next thing u know there wuz a zombie on the floor and it grabed my leg and made me fall and drop my gun...next thing u know its on top of me...looking at me in eye getting closer and closer....its like I could see my fear in his eyes...and then he is about to bite into my neck and my cellphone rang and woke me up lol

[Caraliz]

Zombies!

In the event of a zombie holocaust, what would you do? Who would you save? What do you think would cause a zombie holocaust?

Also, who would make the most kickass zombie? I say zombie David Bowie.

I'd save you
Um Russia!
Bush would make the ultimate zombie!

Aw. I would probably try to save you, maybe. Bush is already a zombie, silly.

Also, that is an intense dream. I would cry. xD

[Avarice-ness]

Hey guess what everyone!


(SPOILER)ZOMBIE'S ARE NOT REAL!

[Dolentrean]

Hey guess what everyone!


(SPOILER)ZOMBIE'S ARE NOT REAL!

... Shut up!