Things FF Villains Would Never Say
Sephiroth to Cloud: I wish I knew how to quit you!
Seymour: Me and Sin are going to have a magical tea party. I have all the time in the world!
Shuyin: Lenne, i want a divorce.
Garland(FF1): I shall help you all back up!
And now its your turn. Go nuts.
"Kefka, what does the scan spell say about his MP level?"
"IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!"
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
Epic.Originally Posted by Forsaken Lover
Ultimecia: "I have enough power of Kompress time and space...and yet I have no purpose..."
Sephiroth: "You got me Cloud....you got me..."
Jecht Final Aeon: "...Well Tidus, I hate you to bitch..."
Kefka: "...What's so damn funny?!"
Sephiroth: I think I'm going to go get a haircut.
Kuja: I want to have sex with a woman! Being mainly is cool!
Kefka: Wait, thats not actually funny.....
Zemus: Being different is good
I love the Garland and Zemus lobing in this thread already.
Emperor (FF II): I have come back from hell as it's new lord to deliver this message to you mortals!!!!.....We're offering inexpensive condos in hell now, with a wonder view of the river Styx. We have a 4 man party joint lease option available too!
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Kefka - 'Go away, I'm not in a good mood.'
Ultimecia - 'I will achive time compression. Curse these seeds.'
Sephiroth - 'A meteor? You mean those things in space?'
The below sentence is true.
The above sentence is false.
Ultimecia: Hahahahahaha!!! I fooled all of you foolish gamers. I am really... *Pulls of mask* Future Esthar!
Psssh saw it coming.
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Jenova: It's time for some sweet tentacle action with my favorite son.
Seifer: Squall...I will tell you about my ROMANTIC dream. It involves you and me and our gunblades are drawn.....
*yaoi fangirl heads explode*
Queen Brahne: After I rule the world, I think I'll watch my carb intake more closely.
Yunalesca: As if I need to change into Madusa's head to win this. *pulls off top* I just rendered all the men in your party with the ultimate status effect: Boner which keeps them from moving for the rest of the fight.
(obligatory Tidus insult)
Tidus: Your boobs don't have any effect on me!
Yunalesca: What? Meg Ryan?! IMPOSSIBLE!!
And I'm done for now.
Kuja: Ugh! I look like an homo!
Sephiroth in ACC: Why I'm not flying in circles?
Question: Do you know why Kefka succeeded in destroying the planet?
Answer: Because the planet didn't fight back.
Vaan: now i wanna be like Jack Sparrow.
PS3 owner, but not played RPG yet (teh) :sweatdrop
xDDD
Ultimecia: FUSHIFURU
Zande: I don't want to be a wizard. What I really wanna do is tap dance!
Zemus: I wish I was cool like Zande.
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Seifer: I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay,
And I pitty,
Any girl who isnt me today,
I feel charming,
Oh so charming,
It's alarming how charming I feel,
And so pretty that I hardly believe I'm real,
See that pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
What a pretty face!
What a pretty dress!
What a pretty smile!
What a pretty meeeeeeeeeeee~!
I feel stunning,
And entrancing!
Feel like running and dancing for joy!
For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy!
Last edited by Goldenboko; 02-24-2008 at 07:52 PM.
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