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Forsaken Lover
Jenova: It's time for some sweet tentacle action with my favorite son.
Seifer: Squall...I will tell you about my ROMANTIC dream. It involves you and me and our gunblades are drawn.....
*yaoi fangirl heads explode*
Queen Brahne: After I rule the world, I think I'll watch my carb intake more closely.
Yunalesca: As if I need to change into Madusa's head to win this. *pulls off top* I just rendered all the men in your party with the ultimate status effect: Boner which keeps them from moving for the rest of the fight.
(obligatory Tidus insult)
Tidus: Your boobs don't have any effect on me!
Yunalesca: What? Meg Ryan?! IMPOSSIBLE!!
And I'm done for now.
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