Things FF Villains Would Never Say

[Goldenboko]

Seifer: I feel pretty,
Oh so pretty,


I feel pretty and witty and gay,

And I pitty,
Any girl who isnt me today,

I feel charming,
Oh so charming,
It's alarming how charming I feel,

And so pretty that I hardly believe I'm real,

See that pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
What a pretty face!
What a pretty dress!
What a pretty smile!
What a pretty meeeeeeeeeeee~!

I feel stunning,
And entrancing!
Feel like running and dancing for joy!
For I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boy!